Been getting spam mail online as well as trashy mail from car dealerships asking if I'm ready to upgrade my car for a brand new one. I'm too happy with it to part with it, and even if I do have money to get a new one I'd probably spend it to upgrade my baby.
*picture is originally from http://science.nationalgeographic.com/science/photos/heart/
02/13/2014 (Thursday)- No Refund
I put my human heart aside, deciding it was time to upgrade for a mechanical one to protect myself from false love and real fears.
The gears and pumps in their new bronze and black plastic shine took my breath away, so I traded in my lungs for better ones. The filters for the plastic bag lungs sold separate. Another penny out of pocket.
After the bill for the parts I realized I needed to sell something more valuable, something non-biodegradable, something hard to part.
So I called the dealer down in Hell, sold my soul and called it quits.