Another 100 word storytelling. +jake prosser asked if I could one that involves piping/plumbing and the words "pipe dreams" popped in my head. I hope this story entertains you and tickles your funny bone Jake.
This is dedicated to everyone who has that one person telling them You can't do it, it's just a dream. I've got one and it's an animal that demands "moar food, moar attention, meowmeowmeow." After all, according to him, he's more important than silly little words.
Enjoy, and excuse me while I clean up whatever mess calico has made in the house.
*picture is originally from http://www.todaloos.com/2012/08/more-cats-in-sinks.html
11/15/2013 (Friday)- You’ve Got a Plumbing Problem…
…aren’t words you want to hear from a cat.
“It’s clogged,” I tell calico calmly. “We don’t need a plumber. I’ve unclogged pipes before.”
He sits beside the sink, his tail swishing back and forth like a metronome marking the time spent emasculating myself before him and the sink.
“I told you,” grunting as I work the snake into the sink. “No more hairballs in drains.”
I know. It’s not hairballs.
“What is it then?”
“Dreams, really? Why’d you throw Dreams down a sink?”
Well… since you’re a writer, I thought I’d help by giving you more pipe dreams.